this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
(via michellebells)
i am getting carried away… but i love all of the faces they make.
(via michellebells)
“It’s kind of creepy that many people have seen me naked. I feel like I’m the world’s biggest porn star.”
(Source: a-dumbass-prick, via garardwey)